Queen of Sarcazm

The best kind of alcohol is a lot

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via greed)

candiestewart:

when u do something and u laugh about it at first but then start to regret it later

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(via greed)

mariamatsakis:

cartel:

when you think you’re doing well in class and you get your first assignment back

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idk how but this is completely accurate

(via greed)

sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

(via greed)

pale-babes-of-ghetto:

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korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

(via greed)

shouldnt:

You know there is some serious drama when this is your camera roll

"Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life’s cruelest irony."

Douglas Coupland, Shampoo Planet (via kushandwizdom)

(via perficete)